The shit that doesn't merit its own thread (the resurrection)

So you can’t get pissed but she’s happy for you to be posting on here :roll_eyes:

They didn’t give much of a fuck about the amazing sunset and rainbow, so all their opinions are invalid

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Perhaps she thinks that posting on here is less likely to lead to him ‘saying what he really thinks’ or making eyes at someone else’s wife or peeing in the shrubbery ?

VB

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Be somewhere else ?

Not sure where to put this but here seems as good as any. A long read but worth it…

This has completely destroyed my life.

:rofl:

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Nowt says it better than overstatement

I know. She seems to have taken it hard. I can’t imagine her reaction if something serious had happened like getting a ban from a forum for using meat based puns.

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That would take the brisket

:face_vomiting:

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The Glaswegian ?

VB

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I’ve been far too serious today so.

Police in Germany rescue man being chased by baby squirrel

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'merican reaction . . .

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Spit the dog is back on Friday Night Football.

Family wedding and the bride’s off to A&E on her wedding night.

Unfortunately it’s not as comic as you might hope: kid has fallen and knocked out his front tooth, which isn’t great aged 9.

Ow ! :frowning_face:.

Friday nights in A&E aren’t much fun either, although if they’re lucky they’ll have been dealt with before the real kicking off starts.

VB

Undergarments for @Jim

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Thanks Facebook. I’ll pass.

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Shreddies…haha…

…if I wore those, they’d be shredded

Proud to be a Yorkshireman.

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