The shit that doesn't merit its own thread (the resurrection)

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That made me laugh, will send that to a chap at work who has just leased a new S4

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Wow, bad news, only 51.
Good he is on the mend, always comes across as level headed and knowledgeable, I enjoy is Olympic commentary and hearing his point of view.

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facebook appears to be broke.

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Smart thievery… not :grinning:

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and your problem is?

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You’ll just have to eat Toblerone :grinning:

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Should be in The Beautiful Things thread.

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Just realised that “new notebook” on my wife’s birthday list probably means a nice writing book rather than the laptop I’ve just bought.

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Play it safe, get both.

I’m thinking I should pop to the craft gin shop, but that’s another gift that’s probably mostly for me.

It might need redemption through cashmere.

Working again…

There really are some fucking thick cunts about

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I often wonder if these articles are a construct. Imagineering, if you like. Simply written bollocks about simpletons, to reinforce those who think anybody who doesn’t agree with them must be thick.

Then I speak to the drones at work, and you know what ?

THEY WALK AMONG US :tired_face:

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I spent a large part of work life surrounded by thick, racist cunts. They are fucking everywhere.

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Emojys have been updated.

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If only

Emoji not emojy.

Meh!

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You should spend a couple of days in Hartlepool

(no you shouldn’t)

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