Shot by shot would be preferable please. With accurate yardage updates.
Complete with number of balls lost.
Once you get past the 6th out of bounds is not an issue.
Look out for the windmill, thatās always a bastard hole.
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Also watch out for the pipe ones
Nothing hi-fi related 
In a startling development, it turns out that the buyer was telling a pack of lies.
However he didnāt work out that
a) I can read the internet too
b) itās best not to tell a totally different story to the one you told me on a forum where Iāve been a member since 2001
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Full-blown man flu.
Just leave me here - save yourselves.
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Thatās two men down then. Except I go to work because Iām a contractor. The only thing that stops a contactor from working is nuclear war. If I was a permie then Iād be having at least a week, if not two, off work. 
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If I was a contractor I would be destitute 
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Inappropriate, but ffy 
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Will he every just accept that what he did was wrongā¦
Heās a cunt and got what he deserved.
And this is what his sister saidā¦
āPleased that we now have a date for Adamās appeal against conviction and sentence. I hope that justice can finally be done for my brother.ā
I wonder if sheād feel the same way if it had happened to her own daughter (if she has one)
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I wonder if sheās hoping for a longer sentence, probably not but we can live in hope.
Fire alarm currently going off.
I guess Hilda finally found the matches.
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My phone has developed Gyro-touretteās.
If I type in the word ātheā it has some novel suggestions
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The Jeremy Vine road rage woman has been found guilty and, due to her previous, is likely to spend time in prison. Whatās the world coming to when you canāt scream abuse at Jeremy Vine? Heās so annoying that heās right off the twat meter. This woman should be commended for her restraint at not decking the cunt never mind jailed. Itās a travesty.
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I like the way the BBC article repeatedly mentions that the incident was filmed on Jeremy Vineās helmet camera. As the uber-cunt camera has not been invented yet I cannot see what else he would choose to use.
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Iād have had a little more sympathy for her if it had been Jeremy Kyle & sheād actually knocked him off his bike. Or Piers Morgan. Either would do.
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And then engaged reverse / forward repeatedly
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All sheād need then would be a jury trial, and sheās on the bus home
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