Wow thatās taken me back years, way back to Penicillin Penny, Roland the Roadie etc.
Hope the chicken noodle soup bucks her up quickly, another cp to migraine.
For which they just upped the rate by another 20% without being asked.
And I thought I was a shit negotiator.
āWould you like some more money?ā
āNo, I couldnāt possibly, oh go on then.ā
Probably for IR35 
Potentially. In the past when I contracted I didnāt claim to be outside IR35, so itās no skin off my nose.
Going up to Edinburgh Thursday night to meet up with a few old friends. Really looking forward to it.
Then golf on Friday morningā¦looking forward to that also.
Then driving North for some camping in the middle of nowhereā¦not sure if Iām looking forward to that.
Thatās lovely, you will get to have a really personal session with (storm) Dorris.
Hope you get on well together and that it results in an excellent blow job 
So I see that the officer who authorised the shooting of an innocent man, has been made Met police commissionerā¦ 
I got a LinkedIn request yesterday from the only person still on my old team who I seriously rate, leading me to surmise that the bonus / pay rise / promotion āconversationā (itās that time of year) maybe didnāt go so well.
Seeing the headlines today and the giant sack of fail my ex-employer just posted as a set of results, I think I was right.
Supposed to be camping up in Loch Aline however Doris has put paid to that.
We chanced across a suitable alternativeā¦ Deliverance style. 
I didnāt know you could play banjo, I suppose having six fingers helps. 
Flushing toilet or bucket ?
Neither. Compost bog. Sawdust.
A party of thirty six walkers thought it would be a cracking idea to continue with a charity hike up Scafell as storm Doris blew in. They kept the local mountain rescue team busy. The mind fucking boggles at some people.
Darwinism at work.