Nobody with an opinion worth listening to. God why won’t he just shut the fuck up? 
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Pasty legged fuck.
No offence.
But those legs cause some.
Just sayin’
True, but still doesn’t alter the fact that:
a. Danny Baker is a talking shit biscuit
b. You’re a frustrated little luvvie pining aspiring to have pretensions
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I have to wear joggers when going out running for fear of blinding people with the white light from my legs.
You could x-ray them with a 40 watt bulb. 
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Looking good for the classical music AAAC then. I can see the “philistines” line from the bake off Walton coming out again…
If I was in your neck of the woods I think I’d fancy this (When that I was and a little tiny boy …)
http://www.whatsonnortheast.com/events/outdoor-theatre-twelfth-night/
Garden shows can look fantastic if the weather co-operates and am I right in thinking Belsay has an indoor alternative if things turn out rainy ?
VB
Yes Belsay Hall is a great venue. Have been a few times previously.
Buggered if I can remember what we saw. A touch refreshed.
I’ll bet you’ve got a few thespian films you dirty little fecker…
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Why are you typing with a lithp?
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Becauth his fingerth are thore
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Farmerth cauthing him to type through gritted teeth???
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His ath grapeths?
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I lolled. However I have also had about 1/4 bottle of Eagle Rare.
Or a different continent.
He’s ok in small doses