WTF is that
You’ve got to get some of them for Ziggy and Marley. 
There not a chance in hell I’d subject my chickens to something like that.
you are personally invited to come and fit one to the 6kg meter reader attack cat that is Marley and the wriggly cat that is Ziggy — without getting wounded. Of course I will only let you near them after you have signed a disclaimer absolving me of any responsibility for what might ensure…
I actually hate the humanising of animals by dressing them up …I think it is cruel, unnatural and totally unnecessary - the answer is no thanks
Of course you wouldn’t, they’re ridiculous . . . the hats that is, not your chickens.
That sounds like “abandon hope all ye who enter…” 
I found out two things today.
First, I can fit four ring doughnuts on my manhood.
Secondly…
I’m banned from Greggs.
You should be banned from the internet too.
I got faxed that gag in '83. 
My daughter is doing street dance to Joan Baez
Apologies to several readers for whom this is beyond basic.
Lacking formal education in the stuff, visual explication of what light up my young ears is delightful
Skip to around five minutes for the A/V pattern together. Ends with a blare.
It’s just me who saw that as a 70s-tastic Yewtree candidate saying, “what is a fudge?”
Record players now completely mainstream. They sell the AT-LP5 in John Lewis.
Ideal for hipster MPs to put on their expenses 