Haven’t read any Just William in many years. Violet Elizabeth was a terrifying character.
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No it’s not, it’s a U-Turn Audio Orbit. As it says in the post above yours. And on the company’s website.
I’m going to have to rename this thread to ‘Dave’s ugliest turntables of the interwebs’.
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That is not good, too big too ugly.
but but…shiny wood 
The grain is offending my brain
Looks messy. Mine was better.
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We have seen more of the maker’s handiwork recently:
Perfectly hideous
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https://thevinylfactory.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/walker-audio-procession-turntable1.jpg
How about this one then?
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https://thevinylfactory.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Screen-Shot-2015-06-25-at-13.12.26.png
Another wonderful view and only $45,000.
Looks like a stupid great cake tin. Oh, wait…
How about this then Richie?
Not enough cake tin in that one
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You are the king of ugly, that is for sure, Dave!!
That one looks a bit Terminator 2
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Looks like a dustbin
Why does that deck need a clock?
Does that light up when you pedal?
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