Sadly I will need to thread the top pole too which requires a tap size I don’t have - Again, Fuck you Chinese lamp man!
Tap? Who needs a taps? A big enough hammer would be the real man’s choice.
Hammers fix anything.
Sadly I am rubbish at impressions
You got Jurgen Klopp to come & install it though. Always an upside.
Jurgen Klopp and Theresa May practising for Strictly.
That lamp is more flexible than Theresa.
Obviously she is there to be obeyed, but just WTF was she thinking asking you to order that carbuncle?
Mrs MWS’s thought process can’t to be probed by lateral thought, any such attempt is bent in two with a glance and cast off to the four winds.
It can go with the other pile of lamps in the garage
Is that Kim Jong-Un after his visit to China?
I am noting a pattern here
No,it’s Chinese lamp man after his first sale to a bloke in Devon
just cut a hole in the ceiling and shove it through until it reaches a satisfactory height above ground. Just be careful no one impales themselves on the pole sticking through on the first floor.
Oh I believe there is some expertise with cutting holes in ceilings somewhere around here!
Screw it to the wall instead. Kevin McLeod would be over that in no time once word got out.
This afternoon I have mostly been at the cinema watching The Favourite. Very good film, well worth watching.
At a memorabilia and music auction utterly befuddled by the price some things were going for.
A gun prop from Moonraker went for £23,000 - on the bloody hammer so 24% on top!
The records I wanted went for over £500, and to be honest I had £100 as my top line.
It was all a bit surrreal.