Getting the tt level with matts fandangled level.First time i’ve ever got it spot on,feeling quite emotional now.
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I think that is the best you can see it as. It might be great if all the cool wild animals were fine in the wild, but that isn’t the case. I think that, on balance, these zoos aren’t bad things.
I’ve been dead inside for years. It’ll be a relief when the rest of me catches up. 
Forgetting that the carpet fitters are coming first thing, so lifting the old one at 5am and underlay and bloody staples.
What colour? I hear you ask… why brown of course. This year’s in thing is to have ceiling and carpet matching.
Shit bucket brown I presume
A slightly lighter shade … but along those lines.
Stain friendly apparently.
Are you thinking of repainting Vanessa ?
VB
Says a redhead…
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Rusty roof, damp cellar.
Looking after a friends big black Labrador while she’s on holiday. The cats are seriously unamused…
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Cleaning my second set of golf clubs and a couple of golf bags which have finally found themselves in the open air after being in storage for too long.
I have enlivened my desire to spend more time in tartan troos and walking around parklands.
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And to think I welcomed you into my house. FFS 
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You should feel honoured 
I hope you have the clown boots to go with the clown trousers. 
Fecking golferisting twunts everywhere these days 
We are the future. Get with it or get lost 
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The future can obviously get to fuck. Meanwhile, I shall abscond overseas for a break from the tedium. Does this holiday count as getting lost?
Vaguely. Enjoy one’s holiday while I return to the drudgery on Sunday 
Obviously my hols will be improved marginally by us taking vicarious pleasure about your drudging it in the subterranean pit of gloom, doom and B.O.
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