He has (presumably) had hospital food recently to compare it to.
Comment still stands 
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Heās vegan - suffering is like a condiment for themā¦
Iām not.
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None of us are when you factor-in all of the insects that just walk or fly into our mouths while we sleep, never mind all of the various worms and maggots in our food that are theoretically not thereā¦
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Here comes the truth
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Too little, too late. I demand satisfaction.
Very well!
So be it!
Grab this
ā¦straight down - about six feet: youāll find someone more indifferent to your predicament than Iā¦
Not today but tomorrow.
Niece #1 has decided that she wants to celebrate her birthday by making cocktails for the oldies.
The wife and her sisters are coordinating who is making sweet treats and who is making savoury.
Umm, Iām calling myself an impartial observer.
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An impartial judge would surely reap greater rewards.
Iām just gonna smash my face into whatever is offered 
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Guess that works too.
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Name and shame, I guess a brand you would expect no issues with.
Miele!!
Fuck yep, you would expect 14 years not weeks.
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Iāve also been reminded that there will be at least 5 family weemin present so it will be a good opportunity to offload more jewellery.
My mother gave away a platinum eternity basically to spite the wife. When this didnāt provoke the outrage she was hoping for she bought the one above as a replacement 
Walking to The Nelson, Brightwell for coffee and cake. Beautiful, if windy, weather. Colours starting to change and scenery is just stunning.
This is part of Anish Kapoorās estateā¦
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Hope you have one for each of them!
I have an absolute box full of rings of all different shapes and sizes!
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