Today I have mainly been


#6992

How many balls did he get through?


#6993

A valiant effort … but I’m wise to your crude troll. :slight_smile:


#6994

About the same number as me!
It was a great day, 3 man team comp, Stableford full handicap best two scores per hole score, we came in with 80 points. Just out of the prizes.


#6995

Leaning once again that the UK doesn’t do Service and that Rednecks and Hill Billies are in fact Scotch.

Oh, also that what we call snow is in fact nowt but a light dusting and that we have no idea how to clear snow in any meaningful way.

Trucks, trucks are fucking epic and our petrol price needs to be way lower so we can afford to run one at the weekend.

Jetlag is a cunt as is the Piccadilly line.

English bacon is fucking epic, never take it for granted.


#6996

I ended up curing my own, and making my own sausages :sob:


#6997

Absolutely spot on.


#6998

Worse, the KKK was started by Scots I believe. Also, let’s not forget that the fascist tango chimp in the White House has a Scottish mother.


#6999

Claire is having her 50th birthday party tonight. 40 odd people coming. So today I will mostly be cooking, tidying and jetwashing the patio & decking.
I am also under strict instructions to behave myself tonight and not get shitfaced. :scream:


#7000

AA members?


#7001

Haha, took me a few seconds to get that one and I was about to lament the lack of meatmen attending!

Mind you, I think I’d need to increase the booze budget quite considerably if they were…


#7002

ftfy


#7003

Next time you play there, come and visit!


#7004

we can supply our own, what’s your address? Just publish it here.

it’d be fun to repeat the events of my 50th on someone else’s behalf.


#7005

Getting ready for a session on the quench in Toon.

Beer beer we want more beer … The lads are cheerin’ … get the fuckin’ beers in.


#7006

Coughing, sniffing, feeling generally manflu-ish.


#7007

Just woken up, shit Ms ICHM is popping over :scream::scream::scream::scream:


#7008

Have to make cremes bruleè on my return for lunch tomorrow.

What could possibly go wrong?


#7009

Better clear those jazz mags and swarfega away quickly then.


#7010

Waiting for 1pm so that I can catch a train to pubsville for an afternoons Rugby, Beer, Crisps and shenanigans.


#7011

Your French :stuck_out_tongue: