You’ve been talking to the naughty boys and girls who drafted yesterday’s Brexit Bill haven’t you.
VB
Get thee to fuck, Twinkle. And take thine lovey stagecraft with thee.
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None of that is true, is it!
Allow me to assist you here:
Total and utter bollocks it was. 
Stu, turns on heels and exits stage left to cries of ‘Bravo, what a performance’.
Are you trying to audition for Yoda with that sentence structure there Twinkle?
Fixt using text from the review in The Telegraph.
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You see, this is what Lord David of Chelsea is missing with his high-falutin’ adverts ‘n’ agents.
The interaction with the common man, simple people. It’s like a drug and thank you for all your supportive pm’s. You know who you are.
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Trying out for the local am-dram Shakespeare production Twinkle?
I’d just like to announce that when I type “Tw” on my tablet, the auto-spell brings up “Twinkle” as the first choice.
It is such a shame this is bullshit, I can’t wait for the first person to seriously post this on here 
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I’m not going to name names obvs, but some key words picked out are: enthusiasm, orgìnality, twat (that was in relation to Johniebaby), and you should be upgraded to a leader.
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Just did some deep research in the archives.
I’m a member too.
I’m chuffed, assumed I’d never reach such exalted levels:star_struck:
I can confirm, you are a member.
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There is no such thing as a trustworthy cunt. By definition even a lowly cunt is prone to, well, being a cunt. The real badge of honor therefor should be “Untrustworthy.” I rather like the tittering moniker of ‘Member’ which I feel is a fair and true representation of this here (yacht of cocks) ‘Membership’.
Whilst I’m pointing out the obvious there has been a distinct rise in HiFI talk lately which should not be confused with cuntishness, in reality this irksome bleating is in fact simply ‘Shit’.
In Summary:
Overloads - Please to make a badge for ‘SHIT’
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i resemble that remark 
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