If you’ve read the blurb you know as much as me, but I would expect a boat could get there.
Seems relatively little money for a unique (?) opportunity
If you can afford to run a helicopter 
Which is exactly why I asked 
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Fuck sakes, a do-er upper has appeared just round the corner on the street in Stourport where we’d most like to live 
Currenrly trying and failing to convince Hel to sell our place and our other house and sink it all into renovating and restoring this money pit -
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Ew.
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Yup, it needs a lot of work 
The other two pads up for sale on this road are £1.2m next door and £0.9m two doors down.
I think its ripe for a builder/ flipper.
Marketed by Andrew Grant
You’ll not be surprised to hear that I’ve had a lot of dealings with these guys.
Which brings to mind …
One of my mother’s transactions, the legal secretary at the solicitors was hugely helpful and at the end of the transaction I sent her a gift box from Fortnums.
She sent me a mail to thank me however it was clear that the contents were neither here nor there, but the fact that it had sat in the mail room all day and was the subject of huge gossip was priceless.
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Money pit. I wouldn’t.
Has a lot of potential but will cost a bit to do. We are carrying out our last phase of work and really noticing the increase in prices.
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What else am I going to waste money on, bloody cunty shoes and oversized bling watches? 
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Haven’t you got a wedding to pay for? 
Paid for 
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If you’re feeling benevolent … … …
I think that needs a minimum of £300k spent on it, but you could easily do £500k.
It needs new roof (£30k), rewire / electrical (£20k), plastering (£10k), new windows (£40k), kitchen (£20k), bathrooms (£30k), carpets (£10k), boiler/heating (£10k), decorating (£20k+), carpentry (10k+), skips (5k+), soffits / gutters (£10k) plus loads of things I’ve forgotten. And these prices are if you are prudent re trades.
Patios / drive (optional) £50k.
Garden (landscaping).
Plus all the things you haven’t anticipated (double it all). All guestimates +/- £5-10k.
It’s got a cellar 
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But, once done it could be superb.
You’re really not selling it well.
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Plus the new horns.
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You live in the best part of the Midlands outside Shropshire, looking for your final pad with no FUCKING steps to the back door, so go for it Wayne.
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