This is quite an old joke that has probably been posted before but I am not giving any fucks about that.
Was in the pub at the weekend and a gorgeous Thai girl walked in. She came and stood next to me at the bar and we got talking. Even laughed at me jokes. Thought to meself I am in here, just don’t get an erection and ruin it. But she did.
6 Likes
Looks like a gimp mask for minions.
1 Like
LOL, all true
The Miss Universe competition is obviously fixed, every winner has come from Earth 
1 Like