Unfunny Crap a.k.a Jim's jokes (Part 2)

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I NEED a sweary terrier! :star_struck: :star_struck: :star_struck:

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We all know His Holiness has just blattered his nappies in that pic and his bodyguard’s gagging cos he’s gotta change him…

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A mate has 2 tickets for the England v Spain game Sunday.
He paid £360 each, including flights but he didn’t realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding. :man_facepalming::man_facepalming:
If you’re interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.
It’s at Guildford Registry Office, at 3pm. The bride’s name is Sarah, she’s 5’7" & quite attractive.
Come on England! :england:
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Scroll up (about 2 years :grin:)

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Fixed that for you.

Could probably find that joke scrawled on the back of Noah’s Ark.

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Happy to be of service :grinning:

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:rofl: Thankfully I’ll be out at a gig tonight

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I was telling my mate how I bought a bottle of vodka at 40% ABV, a bottle of gin at 45% and a bottle of absinthe at 80%.

He remarked that the average was 55% ABV, which I thought was very mean spirited.

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