This is quite an old joke that has probably been posted before but I am not giving any fucks about that.
Was in the pub at the weekend and a gorgeous Thai girl walked in. She came and stood next to me at the bar and we got talking. Even laughed at me jokes. Thought to meself I am in here, just don’t get an erection and ruin it. But she did.
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Looks like a gimp mask for minions.
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LOL, all true
The Miss Universe competition is obviously fixed, every winner has come from Earth 
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And learnt where to park it
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That’s really cheered me up after the barney I’ve just had with the cunt that is my neighbour 
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You’ve guessed - pinched 
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Although Pythagoras was more in the second camp in some ways…