This joke is about as old as the Ark also!
Most of my jokes are as old as the Ark, just like me 
How old are you? I reckon I might be the oldest fucker on here 
Apart from Stu, he’s still drawing his pension from Legio VII Claudia.
I’m seventy so I doubt I’m the oldest codger in town.
After Dave’s passing, I might be one of the oldest. 76?
I think Jack (non smoking man) may be a year behind you.
MODERATOR!
The oldtimers have hijacked the Dad Jokes thread and turned it into an ‘I’m carking it before you’ pissing contest.
Come to think of it, it’s funnier than most of the jokes…
Bus driver interview @MonitorGold10 ?
Ha! In general, passengers- they’re not customers- are ok. I leave them alone, they leave me alone.
But over 20 years ago, I fucking hated working at a shop…
Skilled customer facing staff are worth their weight in gold. It really isn’t easy to look someone in the eye and smile whilst thinking ‘How does this fucking amoeba find it’s way out of its own house every cunting morning?’
Burnout rates are frighteningly high.
It’s also horrifically poorly paid in the UK - I’m struggling to get work that pays even half the salary I used to get from a US firm 7 years ago.
It’s seen as low-value work, which may explain why so many in that field are badly trained as well as poorly paid.