In these times when your money just doesn’t go as far and prices for everything are rising, it is important to remember that Soylent Green is just a brand name and the recipe is available online.
You can make it at home with your friends and family.
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Heard a very sad story about a drummer who was fired from his band because of his bad timing. Poor guy took it very hard and drove to his local train station where he threw himself behind a train.
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His goalkeeping brother threw himself in front of a bus, but it went under him.
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A pun enters a room and kills ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
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Did you hear Julie Andrews will no longer endorse cheap lipstick?
“It crumbles easily and makes my breath smell”, she explained.
“The super colour fragile lipstick gives me halitosis.”
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This can just fuck right off.
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Made an exaggerated show of one’s annoyance (8) 
Times Crossword today
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