The jokes here have taken a Tern for the worst, innit! 
Yeah, you’d have to be pretty gullible to laugh at 'em…
Careful, the Beak will be along soon
I’ve just invented the first mind-controlled air freshener.
I was surprised it’d not been done before. If you think about it, it makes scents.
Me: Babe - I found a talking chicken!
Wife: Really?
Me: Who was Johann Sebastian?
Chicken: Bach.
Me: Who wrote the Brandenburg Concertos?
Chicken: Bach.
Me: Who was the greatest Baroque composer?
Chicken: Bach.
Wife: You’re an idiot.
[Wife leaves]
Chicken: Vivaldi?
One for the dad joke locker :
Upturned canoes can be worn on the head, they’re capsized.
People that confuse ‘burro’ and ‘burrow’ don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground.
Just got hospitalised after an accident playing peekaboo.
They put me in the ICU.
I love when the algorithm recommends entirely random years old content . . .
My girlfriend thinks that I’m a stalker.
Well, she’s not exactly my girlfriend.
Yet.
