Unfunny Crap aka Holy Dad Jokes Batman!

Micky, probably best to blur out your landline number :wink:

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Wolverhampton! Need to factor in fuel costs :man_shrugging:

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He’s worth it, Jim told me.

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Not sure if it belongs here but I laughed a lot at this last night

They put the boot into Trump and also into the BBC’s self-flagellation. For those who remember real-time broadcast radio it’s being repeated in 45 mins on R4.

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For the love of God, slow down Alan! You’ll get us both killed!

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‘Are you jogging?’ - ‘Yes’ = ‘Kilometres’
:laughing:

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Xmas wishlist = Activated

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Fuck that, it hurts :kissing_face_with_smiling_eyes:

WHAT???

Not impressed with the room I have been given for my seminar today:

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The old speaking advice for avoiding nerves of imagining your audience on the bog seems to have been inverted.

Will you deliver from a seated position?

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Well at least when the students tell you it’s shit you can blame it on the facilities for a change :poop:

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Need more lube, clearly.

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Why is David Hasselhoff called Hoff?

Dunno why, just thought it was his nickname?

No, its a lot less hassel|

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