Unfunny Crap aka Holy Dad Jokes Batman!

[2a3]

I pirated a movie last night.

I gave it 3.14 stars.

[Valvebloke]

Nice hands .

[freefallrob]

Avoid crying when chopping onions by imagining James Corden on fire.

[2a3]

Giant purple dinosaur caught fly-tipping on CCTV in Southend

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

[TonyTheHat]

[MrKettle]

And the winner is

[Gyroscope]

[MrKettle]

[TMC]

Tangential, but I am delighted to report that Sarah is no longer working for Evri, and has a new job.

[freefallrob]

Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

[freefallrob]

[J_B]

Deleted

[malbec]

Should be in the Cock Punch thread

[Professor_Chaos]

[J_B]

[Jim]

[freefallrob]

[Jim]

[2a3]

Could probably substitute any senior management title!