Farmers won’t have their sheepdogs to assist them on the 4th May.
It’s a ban collie day.
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Kentucky Derby winner, Golden Tempo, has refused an invitation to visit the White House.
“If I’d wanted to see a horses ass, I would have come in second.”
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Funny, but not funny 
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Nowt weird about that.
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‘I think my goldfish has epilepsy’, said littly Billy to the vet.
After watching the goldfish for a while the vet said, ‘it looks in good health and swimming calmly’.
‘I haven’t taken it out of the bowl yet’, said Billy.
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