I didn’t say I wouldn’t be eating it… Just that I wouldn’t be entirely comfortable with it.
You are absolutely and totally rong.
Perhaps unsurprising from a professional bucket befouler.
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^^ Calling bullshit on this too.
You can likely taste fuck-all as your tastebuds have disolved after all those chillies 
If you’re going to have bacon, sausages and egg, you may as well have a fry-up and do it properly.
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There is an element of truth in that.
You really are a fucking moron.
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There is an element of truth in that. But I shan’t be meat-shamed.
I’m a purist is all.
Bacon and egg sandwich is fine.
Bacon and sausage sandwich is pointless.
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Q.F.T.
WANK!
You need a holiday
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I know and it’s still 4 weeks until Cancun 
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Fuck sake.
I know, that’s 28 sleeps!
You should be put to sleep 
Hold on … here’s Jim…bullshit incoming…
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To optimise a sausage and bacon sarnie, make sure the bacon is well done.
The contrast in texture between the soft sausage and crispy bacon is lovely.
On fresh, thick cut bloomer bread…
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Where? 
OIC
See shit post above