Whatcha hoping Santa brings then?

Those are fantastic. You’re going to scorch the fuck out of your first efforts, but persistence pays off.

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More Mince Pies and Toasterwank. There’s not enough around here.

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Have something similar here and it’s great:

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I do wonder who the fuck buys something like this…

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They have obviously spotted a hole in the market…

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I tried to make one, unsurprisingly, the moulding clay ended up all over the walls :open_mouth:

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FULL OF FUCK

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Zero phone calls from cunts*.

*Members of family who use too much of my oxygen supply up

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You need to use the same technology as they use for lining oil wells.

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A Covin 911.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Couldn’t resist it. :wink:

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Zungle sunglasses. Music and phone thingy.

Better picture

As my copy is pretty marked

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…or some really good records.

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