Somebody is most definitely dropping a hint, but it is more subtle than simple simply arguing that I smell like a tramp. All of the stuff in this ‘Grooming Essentials’ pack is correctly sized to be ok for your hand luggage. I foresee having to set foot outside the door and actually engage with Johnny Foreigner at some stage next year.
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Wow, what a shit advent calendar.
Still, if you can endure the daily insults to your personal hygiene right to the bitter end, you might (one day) be as lucky as this bloke:
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Well blow me, it’s another IPA.
This time an 8% DIPA from Deya in Cheltenham, or “Chelten Hem” as my aunt would have pronounced it.
100% Idaho 7 hops.
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I got sent one by KEF. It has uni-Q baubles on it
It does however have little Lindt chocolates in it so it’s not all bad
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Having taken the picture I assume you put the choc back in and returned the whole lot on the grounds of maintaining priofessional integrity.
The bitterest pill I ever had to swallow
Something like that, yeah…
I was mooching around in the garage and decided to sneak a peek at tomorrow’s beer.
At the beginning of this endeavour I predicted much IPA, punctuated with the occasional barking mad stout.
Did I call it or what?
Less bonkers than this dreadful idea.
Protip: decent beer doesn’t need to be flavoured with dingleberry puree.
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Just my luck. Bought a Katie Price advent calendar and all the flaps are already wide open… 
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Did you get that joke off tinternet or did you make it up?
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I have never had an original thought in my entire life - no plans to start now 
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who? 1970s centre fold?
Ooh, score.
That’s a really nice haul.
He knows I’m all about the belief in denial
It’s been a while since I’ve been able to see her folks and restock
Not cynical at all, no siree 
The one from ANUK has a dollop of badger poo behind each door.
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