You’ve been here and fucking hated it, so that’s everywhere from North Essex to Hull out because it’s all fundamentally similar.
Yorkshire people are mostly cunts (rare exceptions…) who actually genuinely do believe it’s ‘god’s own cuntry’, and believe that it somehow makes them special, and never fucking shut-up about it, so avoid Yorkshire. Most places near Yorkshire are also Yorkshire.
Geordies (which is everywhere North of Hull basically, fuck what they think), are twats, but friendly twats, and Newcastle is genuinely fucking nice to live in and comparatively cheap.
Almost exactly the same about Liverpool, but with a slightly lower rate of sex-crimes and higher rate of all other crimes. I actually like the place, and like Newcastle/Gateshead, would consider moving there when Sam finally decides to upgrade.
Manchester: meh. Fucking rain tho’.
Scotchland is full of the Scotch, altho’ some of them are OK, but even moar rain and less daylight. Fuck Embruh, Glasgow actually feels like a real place not a National Trust attraction.
Wales:

London is a fucking toilet, garnished with lots of smaller toilets - all of them are blocked, and an ugly cunt with a heart full of hate is charging you £1000 to go and add to the Diarrhhoea Pond or you’re going to shit yourself. While you’re in there wicking-up other people’s piss and shit, someone will steal everything you own and rape your cat. But there is lots of work, all of it awful.
The South: It’s like resigning yourself to death, but more crowded. I come from there - surely I need say no more?
Almost everywhere else in Britain (and especially Brum and its shatellite towns) is either a poverty-wracked hellhole that is waiting to die - strewn with drug-paraphernalia and the empty human husks who use them to blot out the relentless agony of living in Britain in 2023, or is a retirement fortress with locked gates - full of armed pensioners who will die to keep you out.
Do yourself a fucking favour and go to New Zealand or Australia or Canada before you’re too old. Fake ID is cheaper and quicker 