Pah, troglodyte!
This^^^
tell her she needs an iphone 3gs as they are now retro being 10 years old
You may joke, but true story:
A couple of years back, I broke my iPhone 5S and resorted to an old 3GS as backup. I was working for a telco at the time and was down the pub with a friend (letās call him Dave, as thatās his name) who is a stereotypical credulous Apple fanboi. I showed him the 3GS and told him that it was a prototype of the next gen iPhone and Apple were going retro. (not really plausible as Apple donāt tell telcos specs, let alone give prototypes to the employees). He had a bit of a play and lapped it up, nodding sagely and commenting on how retro it was.
Meanwhile, his brother was pissibg himself (heās less credulous) at how stupid he was.
These numbskulls havenāt a fucking clue what their shiny Apple thing actually is, just buying into the whole marketing thingā¦
What? like Adam?
I like Apple stuff mostly, but donāt buy it as itās too expensive and not tweaky enough
Tell her she needs a LP12.
TBF it was Eve who told him to choose apple.