He should be in jail then, either that or his salary goes to repaying it (and if they sacked him his benefit payment)
Thatās more chirping than whistlingā¦
No, the cunts that whistle Tamsin Archerās Sleeping Satellite through their teeth, whilst breathing in are the ones that got me today.
Butā¦ I have been in a bad mood since Wednesday ā¦ so should be ok by tomorrow.
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You donāt know how close to the truth that actually is !! 
Time of the month? RU OK hun?
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Bucket needs.emptying
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Thanks for your thoughts and prayers. 
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Following on from my fun with Barclays a couple of weeks ago, when they sent my new bank card to an address I havenāt lived at for 12 years, I popped in today to find out where the replacementās replacement is.
Yes, thatās right, the useless fuckers sent that to the same address again!
Perhaps they need to get one of their Digital bloody Eagles on the case. 
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The premium bonds people sent the cheque for my only ever win in nearly 40 years to an address Iāve not lived at for 20 years.
Luckily my mum does still live there, must get round to informing them of my ānewā abode.
The thing is, Iām convinced I cashed them in donkeys years ago, hence not informing them of my ānewā abodeā¦
Janbald has been with me down the local for a while. She has just opened a 3 lt box of red wine from Aldi. Unfortunately the nozzle was somewhat hidden so she used a very sharp knife to prise it out. Please fill in the resultā¦
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Lots of wine being drunk quickly. Thats the only realistic option.
3 litres of wine = normal afternoon at Chez Ozzy.
I think the real result involved a mop type implementā¦
Then wring it out and drink out of the bucket!
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Absolutement.
He complained to Facebook about a local group that shared a post reporting the news. It was just a link to the item in the local advertiser rag. Group said no, it was reasonable sharing of a local news item.
Then Facebook told them that if they didnāt remove the link, their whole group would be removed. Understandably, itās now gone.
Whatās the point in having Facebookās sort of weight if you canāt chuck it about unaccountably whenever the urge takes you ?
I just tried and Google found me the link in a moment. I wonāt post it because you probably donāt want your kidsā school identified. Also Facebook might see it and be angry with you (Iām not on it, so fuck 'em).
VB
No words - just actions. I hope they both get what they deserve when inside. And 12 years just isnāt long enough. Cuntsā¦
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