Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch

General Chat
6515

I am well impressed with the tsb, I several places I go to they have stayed when all else have closed . They have great service in the branch u deal with

6516

Shame about their IT fiasco and handling of the issues and fraud complaints.

I wouldn’t touch the TSB with a very long bargepole.

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6517

Yes they have rather blotted their copybook but it’s getting hard to find a bank these days, on Friday I walked all over the area surrounding one of Britain’s best universities and I could not find one single bank to pay a cheque in!!!

6518

Weird. Tried again to boot laptop this evening. It only fucking started.

6519

I’m not inclined to go trawling this thread in order to find him, but in the unlikely event that Bernard Jenkin hasn’t received an AA cockpunch to his fucking cock as of right about now, here’s one right at ya, you cunt

(Most recent of billions of reasons for cockpunch follows below)

6520

Gosh, yes, the IT fiasco. Not being able to log into my account to check my balance for a few hours was just so annoying!

I like TSB and they have one very important thing going for them - they’re not bloody Barclays.

6521

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6522

Not as annoying as if it had been weeks

The system was in meltdown for so long that fraudsters had plenty of time to move in and ‘overwhelm’ (that was the word used by the since-departed chief exec when he was hauled in front of the Treasury Select Committee) the bank’s fraud group. It was a horrific mess.

VB

6523

what is more annoying is if your boss can’t login to TSB to pay your wages

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6524

People queuing up for a phone in 2018.

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6525

Yup, multiple cockpunches. I quite like Apple phones (it’s only ever Apple gear it seems) but I cannot comprehend people queuing for this kind of stuff. Same for games, consoles etc.

6526

Are you mad??? It’s got dual sim capability :roll_eyes:

6527

Meh ! Who’s, these days, doesn’t ?

6528

WHOOSH!!!

6529

Not at all, dual SIM capability IS relatively common :confused:

6530

Yes Mike, I was being ironic :weary:

6531

WHOOSH ! and I wasn’t ?

6532

:thinking:

6533

:rofl:

6534

so thanks to you guys i have various neighbours writing letters to council and a very nice young lady surveyor came up from London to do a right to light survey [ cost nearly enough to buy a s/h 36.5 mind you !!!] report and letter to council

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