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25 years ago today

And a fantastic photograph taken by a local photographer - John Coutts

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Good lad is John.
If you see him, please give him my regards.

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Is that pay per view?

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Yeah, but thereā€™s a pirate channel :+1:

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Bet that Anal TV van is parked like a cunt and driven by a dick.

Sorry, missed by an inch

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Iā€™m surprised that the shit flinging gibbon wasnā€™t David Davis. It usually is.

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Deep sea fish, caught off Shetland

Cockpunch to the ā€œdeep sea researcherā€ who thought it was OK to haul the poor things from the depths of the ocean and leave them to die for the amusement of his children. Absolute fucking cunt.

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I had presumed they were already dead when he landed them

The truly abyssal stuff dies a horrible depth being hauled-up, but those guys live below the photic zone but not that deep so often survive the journey - in either case killing them to amuse his kids is not on.

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Rochdale Heraldā€™s a spoof paper, like The Daily Mash, The Poke etc.

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Thereā€™s another bubble burst! :grinning:

He loves doing that. Hangs around outside schools dissing Father Chrismas and the Tooth Fairy.

Evil.

I feel I still have a way to go before fully integrating into rural Lincolnshireā€¦

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Maybe get a second tongue piercing. Youā€™ll be nailed on then.

Did you get his reg?

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