Go on, you know you want to try one.
The next person who mentions the wam or show will be going on a short holiday 
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^^ Top post. Wankers!
when I worked for Laskys I used to flog people fat speaker cables for no reason other than profit (and my bonus) - hmmmm I wonder if I still retain dealerscum characteristicsā¦
When i worked in a store selling hi fi 38 years ago,i just ordered Japanese stuff i wanted to hear.
we were mainly Japenese stuff with a small stash of Quad.
Iām going to Madrid for a short holiday. Be lovely that will.
Iām going to Sussex and Surrey and That London on a long-ish walk. Thatāll be lovely as long as it doesnāt rain.
VB
And we are probably getting tickets for Spamalot in Wellingborough. Should be nice that. I like some Monty Python stuff. Not much of a fan of the cartoony stuff they did though.
Iām visiting our kid in Kent next week, thatās going to be a nice holiday with lots of wine and beer and ātestingā his new pizza oven.
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Wamtrax. There, I have said it. Ban away big boy. Ban away.
You are a very naughty man
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Youāre a fucking tard sometimes, Mark. But you donāt need me to tell you that.
FTFY
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I want a pizza oven.
And a beer fridge. I could, of course, fill an ordinary fridge with beer, but I want a fridge thatās ringfenced - no salad, Quorn or yogurt. Just beer.
Once I have achieved this, my life will be complete.
Probably.
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I could build you one for around Ā£5K 
Plus labour and materials.
Itās one of these:
http://www.woodburnerwarehouse.co.uk/esse-fire-stone-outdoor-oven-kit.html
I doubt he paid that much for it though, and itās plonked on top of a big oak tree stump rather than a posh brick base.
He has a beer fridge in his wood-turning shed, which I would have thought would not be an optimal combination, but he also has a Teac hifi, a comfy armchair and a wood burner in there, so it makes some sense I supposeā¦
He has a pizza oven, a beer fridge AND a shed?
Tell the spawny bastard he has stolen my life.
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