A change in the law, which isn’t going to happen. The US presidential election is not movable. If the occupant of the post leaves or is removed then a stand-in is put in his/her place and they serve until the next election date or until they leave or are removed.
VB
I so want this vote to turn out with the USA and Israel on one side and every other nation on earth on the other.
VB
Not like that would be a first.
Time to buy a pint for the 128
I am the best
I predicted Apple’s stock would fall2
I will build a great, great wall3
I build buildings that are 94 stories tall4
My hands – are they small
Hot little girl in highschool
I’m a very compassionate person (With a very high IQ)7
Just think, in a couple of years, I’ll be dating you8
It must be a pretty picture, you dropping to your knees9
Come here, I’ll show you how life works10. Please11
This is so full of dumb it is not funny. The last paragraph states:
Hoekstra, who was born in Groningen in the Netherlands, was a Republican Congressman for Michigan between 1993 and 2011, and served as chair of the House Intelligence Committee for two years during that time.
I can only presume that this means he was some sort of sofa in his time as chair 
of the House Intelligence Committee
Every time it gets more dafuq
Rotting belltards, all of 'em, y’hear me, all of the fuckers.
Much underrated band IMHO
Their Putrid Smeg debut Album is a classic.
Didn’t like the scratch ‘n’ sniff cover on the 12" extended mix though
This is difficult, bigly. I only managed 10/15. Who knew Buddy from Elf was such a good public speaker? 
10/15 too.
13/15
I’ll bet you have small hands you fucking swat…
I’d like to see Trump take the quiz
9/15
I couldn’t be arsed 
Swot.
I just have a highly developed bullshitometer.