Practising for the gig this Friday.
Old Donald had a farm
e i e i o
and on that farm he had some hookers
with a wee wee here and a wee wee there old donald won that election
e i e i o
Come on the back sing along
Prog?
not long enough
Well that would be worth pissing on…
P.S. Am I banned?
It could be arranged if you keep on mentioning prog 
It’s a good thing there is balance among Mongerators.
That’s quite funny
Steve Bell was spot on today in the Grauniad about the US/UK Trade Deal:
Nice image which pays homage to Dad of Trump who was allegedly arrested at a Clan sponsored rally in the 1930s IIRC. Taken somewhere in Japan by the looks of it.
Trump would no doubt be chuffed with that as he has managed to establish a brand image which is instantly recognisable 
Are they flies coming out of his nappy or wasps heading into it. I do so hope it’s the latter
Given he’s gone out of his way to make enemies of the C.I.A., could well be wasps.
This was it, I think, Dave. Scary (but then try the same questions in rural Lincolnshire).
VB
Thanks mate. I think I got it in the end?
Very funny. Thanks.
I believe if they tried the same thing in certain parts of Glasgow, they would get better responses but on the downside, they would get a doing and have their camera nicked.