I am contemplating the purchase of this hat.
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Are you buying a safari suit and photography vest too? For the full Safari Tourist Cunt look?
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No.
Err yes
I do have a hat like that. Has a Monte Carlo Golf Club band on it. It is a nice hat.
I suggest less Indiana Jones. More like this
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Wow.
Worst hat ever?
And I’m saying that as someone who was once cautioned by the rozzers while wearing a fez.
In Chipping Sodbury.
Possibly my finest hour.
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More info needed
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or wear this to disguise yourself as a lion. You’d be able to get right into the midst of the pride, way closer than David Attenborough, and take some great photos
We just know you own one of those, which one ?
I couldnt pick
I still have this if youd like to borrow it.
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Lofty before he got into the pie rations.
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Yea i was slim back then.
Photo required.
Or a drawing.
You do get points for using the word rozzers. My favourite word for Old Bill
We used to use cozzers or The Filth for London Detectives in the sixties.
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Just found this corker.
The circumstances under which I briefly owned a red topper don’t bear retelling, but it’s still good for a bit of ritual group humiliation.
Also, I have less chins than this now, but still not much of a clue as to how to take a selfie.
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You appear to be wearing a Linux distro.
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