Wise man
As above.
Happy New Year to one and all. May 2018 be less shitty than 2017.
It’s very strange people being nice. I hope all this jollity will be gone by tomorrow and normal service resumed.
Mega congrats on the new arrival. Let the fun commence
Happy New Year you miserable fuckers. Gonna consume a few more beers and take a stroll up Primrose Hill in a bit and watch the fireworks. Have a good one one and all.
Happy New Year to all
New year resolution: clean under your fingernails regularly…
Well, our eldest just woke up with a 40 degree fever and vomited in the living room bin, so that’s my evening sorted
My wife has just done similar only without the fever and it isn’t our living room.
Ooh, that’s not a good look, Stu
Excuses include:
It was a bad prawn
I knew those crisps were dodgy
Did you have to scrape that dogshit from your shoe in front of me
euphemism, I presume
Knock on next doors house for sugar
Silence of the Lambs meets The Creature from the Black Lagoon
Terrifying
It’s gonna be a bugger to shave tomorrow - but if you are in any doubt of her real intentions hide all ropes - and don’t let her call @Penance
Congratulations Neil - great news mate
A happy New Year to all my fellow meat men - 2017 may have had it’s ups and downs but we still have a right good laugh and bitch better than Mumsnet.
Also, we still have better musical taste than any other cunts I know.
Lang may yer lum reek
Have you got any hand cuffs? Let me now and I can pop a pair in the post