Ginger and grey is the new black.
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Girlfriend wants me to keep it. Says it looks better than the pics of me pre beard. She is very polite.
That was on Netflix recently?
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Itās easy to justify laziness 
It does have the benefit of being low maintenance.
Just happy to have a girlfriend, so if she says she likes it it stays. I donāt want to be the lonely man who sits at home with his cats posting his many meaningful insights on tinternets anymore.
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Donāt you find it rubs against her beard when kissing?
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Itās like velcro on her hairy arse crack
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Anymore ? Sorry, must have missed it 
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The internet will miss you. Sheās a lucky girl.
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Only kidding, Mark
I tell her this. She just smiles.
She certainly isā¦just be careful you donāt give her a slow puncture with those gingery whiskers 
Still, being a cyclist you will have a handy repair kit.
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Who are you?
What have you done with Mark?
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Are you Gordon Browns smiling coach?
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Nurse!!! Bring the syrup of figs.
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An attractive relicā¦and the castle in the background looks OK too.
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[Attenborough]The lesser spotted forum-mockingjay, hides his teeth in this classic display of his facial plumage, designed to disarm the frightened female, and lure her into mating[/Attenborough].
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You must never again post lyrics from Alanis Morrisette āIsnāt it Ironicā.
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Donāt worry Mark - Iāll take over that mantle.
