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I have never in all my years in Scotland EVER been asked if I wanted anything cooked any other way than the deep fatā¦ I have however heard tales of patrons from deepest darkest Englandshire asking for stuff to be bakedā¦
I think a compromise is usually had with the microwave. 
Thatās low salt bacon, Iām sure 
AKA āporkā.
Nice, but pointless when bacon exists.
Mmmmmā¦
Delishus bacuns!
I shared a house one time and one of the guys was a weegie.
He lived on a diet of cigarettes, whisky, lard and salt.
Is he still alive?
I shared a house with a Geordie that was like that. He put Chop Sauce on everything and slept in his boots
Iāll bet he never wore a coat though 
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Porridge/HxB mashup - you knows you wants it:
Real men donāt eat Quiche. Discuss.
no no no nein - it cannot be unseen
Iām not a real man: love it, eat it, wear blouses 
YOU! Of ALL people!!!
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I hate quiche,but iām not a real man.
Might have that put on my gravestone
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Needs a smear of marmite obviously. Then chuck it immediately in the bin and have a proper fry-up instead.
even marmite couldnāt redeem that
Despite the logical inconsistency in your statement, I agree.
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Wannabe Gordon Geko types may wake up in the morning squirt on some Aramis and flex their average guns in the mirror listening to so macho. Real men in contrast are settled in their skin & eat the fuck out of quiche and quinoa
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Bloody hell ! Back in the mid 70s I spent endless hours with a lead pencil making marks on Basic and Fortran programming cards. Indelibly stamped on my brain is āifā, āthenā, and āgo toā
quiche has bacon in it, so it canāt be rong.
āifā cunts think not āthenā they should āgo toā fuck 
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