Seasonal Nosebag to argue about

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[A_Touch_of_Cloth]

@Jim

@A_Touch_of_Cloth

I still have fond memories of the chipper in Leith that would deep fry whatever you brought.

When you get a meat pie in the chippy in scotchland, don’t they normally ask if you want it in the fat?

mmmm deepfried pies…double win.

I have never in all my years in Scotland EVER been asked if I wanted anything cooked any other way than the deep fat… I have however heard tales of patrons from deepest darkest Englandshire asking for stuff to be baked…

I think a compromise is usually had with the microwave.

[AmDismal]

That’s low salt bacon, I’m sure

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

@AmDismal

low salt bacon

AKA “pork”.

Nice, but pointless when bacon exists.

Mmmmm…

Delishus bacuns!

[Kevin]

@A_Touch_of_Cloth

I have never in all my years in Scotland EVER been asked if I wanted anything cooked any other way than the deep fat…

I shared a house one time and one of the guys was a weegie.
He lived on a diet of cigarettes, whisky, lard and salt.

[pmac]

Is he still alive?

[anon14766838]

@Kevin

He lived on a diet of cigarettes, whisky, lard and salt.

I shared a house with a Geordie that was like that. He put Chop Sauce on everything and slept in his boots

[pmac]

I’ll bet he never wore a coat though

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

Porridge/HxB mashup - you knows you wants it:

How to make hot cross bun porridge

[FatCuntTroller]

Real men don’t eat Quiche. Discuss.

[anon14766838]

no no no nein - it cannot be unseen

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

@FatCuntTroller

Real men don’t eat Quiche. Discuss.

I’m not a real man: love it, eat it, wear blouses

@anon14766838

no no no nein - it cannot be unseen

YOU! Of ALL people!!!

[stu]

I hate quiche,but i’m not a real man.

Might have that put on my gravestone

[htm_1968]

@anon14766838

no no no nein - it cannot be unseen

Needs a smear of marmite obviously. Then chuck it immediately in the bin and have a proper fry-up instead.

[anon14766838]

even marmite couldn’t redeem that

[htm_1968]

@anon14766838

even marmite couldn’t redeem that

Despite the logical inconsistency in your statement, I agree.

[Ruprecht]

Wannabe Gordon Geko types may wake up in the morning squirt on some Aramis and flex their average guns in the mirror listening to so macho. Real men in contrast are settled in their skin & eat the fuck out of quiche and quinoa

[Valvebloke]

@Ruprecht

Real men in contrast are settled in their skin eat the fuck out of quiche and quinoa.

FORTRAN. Or give me death. http://www.usm.uni-muenchen.de/~hoffmann/roff/tmp/rpdup.pdf

VB

[HughJanus]

Bloody hell ! Back in the mid 70s I spent endless hours with a lead pencil making marks on Basic and Fortran programming cards. Indelibly stamped on my brain is “if”, “then”, and “go to”

[Jim]

quiche has bacon in it, so it can’t be rong.

“if” cunts think not “then” they should “go to” fuck