Have they confirmed broken, cracked or bruised?
Did they give you some fuck-off-strong painkillers?
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Itās great I donāt suffer from hayfeverā¦NOT!
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Seems itās cracked somehow, I have Codeine which iām iām taking with everything else!
Relieved as if it was broken you should be still in a hospital bed.
Have they signed you off work as that is going to take a long time to heal.
No actually, Iāll see how I go!
Watching porn. 
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His hand bounced off and he punched himself in the ribs 
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I cracked a rib 8 weeks ago. It took 6 weeks before I was able to do any heavy manual work.
Stay away from pepper, sneezing is like being shot!
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Oh dear! Getting in and out of the car isnāt easy, when I got home yesterday (Donna was driving) I thought I was going to have to call 999 as I couldnāt breathe!
But how did you find that out?
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You wouldnāt understand if I told you 
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Merry Christmas, Rob.
Shucks guys, your so nice, thank you.
ā¦and a happy new yearā¦
youāre
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I think you need to post your woes on FaecesBook 
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Doh! I blame the drugsā¦
No, Iāll suffer in silence 
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How I laughed at Rabski (not even registered here so I canāt tag him?) and how he suffered from the, uh, far end of gastric system side effect of Colchicine.
I have now found out that if I forget my lunchtime pill and take it an hour or so late, the balance in the force is lost. Resulting in several visitsā to the loo for an extremely rapid blatter*. Nice.
And yes, *I like the image of Sepp being synonymous with semi liquid shit fired at a wide angle of dispersion. It should happen to him.
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