In light of the first aa get together,I name these pads lopwell dam
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Does that mean you leak ink?
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My farmers are giving me some gyp. Not had a flare up for years, but feel like Iâm being raped with a red hot poker at the mo 
nice one Jim⌠you need to apply some soothing crème and eat less meatâŚ
Eat less meat 
unthinkable for a true abattoirist
creamâs not a bad idea though
Yeah, shove a creme egg up there, thatâll help, lol.
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Reminds me of the old joke about Father Christmas who goes to the doctor & says âDoctor Iâve got this pain in my bumâ. Doctor says " letâs have a look then" & after examining him says âIâm not surprised. Youâve got a mince pie stuck up there. Donât worry though, Iâve got some cream for that.â
Farmers were feckin agony yesterday but had a man-period during the night.
Blessed relief but mucho laundry going on this morning!
Ye Gods!!
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On trying to cope with the hard stuff around dementia and strokes. Brilliant.
I have a broken rib, any advise?
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Yes,donât watch porn for the next 3 weeks
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3 weeks!!!
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How did you do it?
Yes, go to hospital. Are you sure itâs broken and not cracked or bruised?
To be honest, I really donât know!
Went yesterday morning in a van with flashing blue lights, thought I was having a heart attack!
Donât cough or play rugby.
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But but I really like those things 
Try not to sneeze.