In light of the first aa get together,I name these pads lopwell dam
Does that mean you leak ink?
My farmers are giving me some gyp. Not had a flare up for years, but feel like I’m being raped with a red hot poker at the mo
nice one Jim… you need to apply some soothing crème and eat less meat…
Eat less meat unthinkable for a true abattoirist
cream’s not a bad idea though
Yeah, shove a creme egg up there, that’ll help, lol.
Reminds me of the old joke about Father Christmas who goes to the doctor & says “Doctor I’ve got this pain in my bum”. Doctor says " let’s have a look then" & after examining him says “I’m not surprised. You’ve got a mince pie stuck up there. Don’t worry though, I’ve got some cream for that.”
Farmers were feckin agony yesterday but had a man-period during the night.
Blessed relief but mucho laundry going on this morning!
On trying to cope with the hard stuff around dementia and strokes. Brilliant.
I have a broken rib, any advise?
Yes,don’t watch porn for the next 3 weeks
How did you do it?
Yes, go to hospital. Are you sure it’s broken and not cracked or bruised?
To be honest, I really don’t know!
Went yesterday morning in a van with flashing blue lights, thought I was having a heart attack!
Don’t cough or play rugby.
But but I really like those things
Try not to sneeze.