Nothing says sophistication and decency like a plastic soled soul.
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Ours is not to reason why Terry needs a set of asbestos winkle-pickers, I’m hoping it’s part of an elaborate sexual fetish, as that’s about all that comes to mind that might excuse them . . .
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Just think what I would be wearing if I relied on you lot for fashion advice 
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Is pointy. Is good.
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They look they have gone off, I prefer mine a little greener
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In need some smart comfy shoes for the office, I’m also a cunt.
Am I in the right place?
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Well, out of nowhere you’ve beaten Simon at a game he’s dominated for as long as there’s been a Cunty Shoe thread - just one pair of shoes and you’ve blown him clean out of the water! So, I don’t think you have anything to learn from anyone 
The mullet may have eroded away, but inside it still burns bright - you’re like a stick of rock with the word “mullet” right the way through it… 
I’m in awe… 
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Where do I wear them?
Happy hour?
Very.
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It’s been bugging me about where I have seen them before - then it came to me in a flash just now
You are indeed Fat Freddy and you have a cat 
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I fucking hate you 
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DMs?
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Yuk!
I am feeling like Sunderland after two consecutive relegations
Unlike whatever that is, I’m confident you can rise to the job and claim back your title with the next nasty-ass monstrosities you spunk the equivalent of a car-downpayment to insult your feet with
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