The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts

[Cambs13]

[hermit]

[charliechan]

[stu]

[htm_1968]

Halloween is coming. Don’t forget to prepare properly:

(Giving this the annual dusting off…)

[Rob998]

[MrKettle]

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

[Penance]

I’d have a go.

[rmsshipbroker]

Looks like you already have.

[Penance]

Unfortunately not.

[johnny_s]

@Penance

I’d have a go.

You old Royalist, or will any Queen do ?

[Penance]

Either.

[johnny_s]

@Penance

Either.

Thought so

[browellm]

[2a3]

@browellm

Bit close to reality!

[MJ2]

Don’t think it’ll take off, as It’ll never get past the regulators. It doesn’t have any Tory MP’s serving on the board.

[2a3]

[AmDismal]

What’s orange and treacherous?
Judas Isacarrot.

What’s orange and sacrilegious?
Cheez Wiz of Nazareth.

What’s orange and murderous?
OJ Simpson.

What’s orange and a fucking moron?
Ask Rex Tillerson.

[Jim]

Full compliance with thread title there Adam