One does one’s best
A teacher at West Australian University reminded her pupils of tomorrow’s final exam…
"Now listen to me, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack, a serious personal injury, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-arsed teenager at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled at the student, shook her head and said, "Well, I would expect you to write the exam with your other hand.”
Deja vu???
A great CSNY album.
Ah yes Stevenage home of MiL and Louise’s employer…
Grindr not working out well for you I see Terry…?
S’awrite when I have time. Not enough bears tho
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the fresh prints.
I had an operation to improve my hearing, where the surgeon grafted pigs’ ears to side of the head.
But all I could hear was crackling.
“Cockblocked ya”