The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts

[Penance]

Jaysus

Are you drunk?

[Penance]

Some interesting stuff in your sent folder.

[chelseadave]

Well there is more, sent by a mate of mine but I will stop now as I think they might disappear. By the way I haven’t had a drink for 17 years.

[catcando]

All Dave’s links, don’t work, for me.

[chelseadave]

Try again

[htm_1968]

@chelseadave

Try again

Tried one, still doesn’t work. Top Wamming!

[crimsondonkey]

Go on, have another go

[Penance]

Lay off the spice then, you’re way too bolloxed to use interwebs unsupervised.

[charliechan]

[MJ2]

Maximus Lameus

[AmDismal]

I sometimes think that the best humour doesn’t make you laugh

[MGOwner]

While this isn’t a “joke” either, I did PMSL…

[Kevin]

Fucking idiot.
Everyone knows Pearl Harbour was in 1941.

[pmac]

And I thought @MGOwner was a prog fan.

Turns out he’s into Ten Years After

[htm_1968]

Probability LOL…excellent stuff this.

[murrayjohnson]

Does also make you wonder how America flew a prop plane all that way to drop H bombs on them.

[Valvebloke]

A bombs I think. And they left from Tinian, which is on the right hand side of the map almost directly underneath Japan. Mind that wasn’t the cleverest choice was it ? What sort of idiot tries to drop bombs on a target from underneath ? They’d have been much better off getting them to Vladivostok and just letting them fall from there.

VB

[2a3]

Why do cows have hooves and not feet?

Because they lactose.

[MGOwner]

[MGOwner]