Not the indoor ones, it makes the cats piss everywhere and smells nasty.
The outdoor ones though get the Full Ensemble… 
Ellie has a big test about Macbeth tomorrow and is supposed to be revising.
For the last hour all I’ve heard is her gassing away on her phone, so I’ve just burst into her room and told her off. Very loudly so I could be heard by whoever she was talking to.
Turns out she was video conferencing a revision session with 4 of her classmates… 
I remember when it was all fields around here, etc, etc
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Why is it Macbeth and not MacBeth?
Collective mutters of “Twat”, and “Yeah I know” when you left the room!
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Oooof, dat feel when you shrink to half your height and squeak out “sorry” in an inhaled-Helium voice then scuttle off on tiny, tiny legs…
This is why drink was invented 
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A post was merged into an existing topic: The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet)
You’d have to ask this lot
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d9/Harold_Macmillan_number_10_official.jpg
http://www.gsa.ac.uk/ImageGen.ashx?image=/media/94585/mackbuildingbannercrmannan.jpg
VB
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Return of the MacK.
Yeah, I realised just after I posted it that there are other non capitalised Macs, but decided to leave it unedited for the purposes of general derision.
Myself and Lord David of Chelsea cannot even say that name.
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Maaaa …beeeeeee…ttttttthhhh
Nope.
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Bit like this?
Shamelessly knicked from elsewhere but fucking funny
https://twitter.com/ToothlessFarage
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQMinC_W4AAlgjA.jpg
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What an utter, utter rimjob that bloke is
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He should be the first of the many many many heads on poles - actually scratch that he should get the Wicker Man teatment.
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I’ll see what I can do
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Excellent
