The shit that doesn't merit its own thread (the resurrection)

On your list to Santa?

Given the age of the auld cunt I’d like to see it levelled and replaced with something more age appropriate.

http://r-ec.bstatic.com/images/hotel/max1024x768/296/29615502.jpg

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369 fucking mill,reckon I could do it for 300 mill,might give her a bell later

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That is probably Ā£1m for the heating and wiring and Ā£368m for the demolition and rebuild necessary to get a stereo horn system like Coco’s into Buck house to entertain Phil the Greek. Ā£369m worth of sheer cuntery. Two fat blokes, a token skinny fellow, a circular saw, a plate (large mind you) of bacon sarnies and the promise of a curry at an unspecified future date and the job’s a good 'un on a wintery Saturday. Wallpapering and clearing up to be negotiated over…

Ā£369 millions worth of wallpaper from that twat Osborne’s dad.

A freedom of information request has let me find out who is doing the renovations:-

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2 rolls aren’t going to go far.
The cost must include muffins at tea breaks.

Good value

You can’t put a price on our heritage and the stuff that drags tourists in year on year.

To argue otherwise is motivated by personal dislike, rather than logic.

I was wondering whether Touch of Cloth could pass on the details of that top gas fitter he’s found. Might save a few quid if they get him in to do the plumbing & heating side. I suppose there’d be a slight chance of blowing the royal family to smithereens but it’s a risk worth taking imho.

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my brain is fucked…spent the last hour playing with a gear VR headset. The panoramic photos I took in Berlin are amazing… but the whole thing does weirdness to your sense of perception. I see the end of the telly box in the corner of the room with some clever tech…

VR is going to be massive. 3D=wank, VR=not wank.

I’m hooked… just need some higher resolution than my phone… its moved on significantly since I was last involved…I supervised a PhD looking at the issue of navigation in non-immersive VR

Proper, active 3D is great.

The rest of three d is fake and gives it a bad name.

VR has epic potential, and therefore is getting cash thrown at it. It has no excuse to be other than proper good.

convert it into a homeless refuge, bet they wouldn’t mind a bit of dodgy pluming , her mag can always move to balmoral.

This is a bit mad. The idea of ratburger is bad enough, but what does this remind you of:

Speaker cable with a dedicated cable lifter?

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There is certainly an element of cable to it, but more one that has been laid…

no different to eating squirrel, which is delicious, but very gamey …possibly the most gamey thing I’ve eaten