Month 4 was notable for a giant “WTF?” when a league table of developer productivity was put on the screen, and individuals were made to stand up and explain to the rest of the class why they hadn’t closed many work items in the last fortnight.
(software folk can substitute the words “story” and “sprint” into that sentence)
Many years ago, while Mrs VB was in software development at a major telecoms provider, she was allocated to a small team working on some hot project or other. The project manager was quite an effective guy actually. But some of his methods were more sound than others. He started one morning by announcing that he’d invested in a whiteboard on which team members could note, with no delay, any ‘issues’ which had arisen. This would bring them immediately (it was an open-plan office) to the rest of the team’s attention. There followed a fairly stony silence. By lunchtime one of them had got up, walked to the board and written in large letters “It’s All Arse” on it. I don’t think anything else was ever written there, despite the board surviving the whole duration of the project. Unwiped.
Anyway, they came over here about 10 minutes ago and they were NOT very far off the ground. Every dog took to barking its head off and every bird was suddenly in the air. There’s something very pleasing about fast jets close-in !
For what it’s worth they were heading somewhat north of west.