Commentary on the new Apple launch via Twitter:
James Titcomb (snigger)
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Brilliant
And they say footballers are shallow.
I’d forgotten about that. Naturally, the über cünt John Terry was involved too, surprise surprise.
When your cars drive themselves you gotta entertain yourself somehow 
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The last line is a classic…
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You can get drunk.
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Playing some music with my ten year-old, he’s been asking what stuff is like as he’s seen it on my computer, and chosen based on the one sentence or so I’ve said.
Our playlist for tonight has been Grace Jones, B-52s and Prodigy.
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No prog then ? Or Webern (at least it’s over quickly) ?
VB
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Was it your sock, Mark?
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It was white when I last saw it.
Not unhappy that they mention it was 7 inches long.
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And two inches wide. Don’t forget, two inches wide 
Those measurements appear to be on the slack too
They’d have had to beat that sock with a hammer to get it loose if it was you special soggy sock that went missing.
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Seems to have gotten itself loose and made its way to Coventry.
Hope it comes back. Miss socky I do.
The burning question is, where’s the other one?