Was it a picture of Johnnybaiby?
Well, yes I have been known to have that effect.
What, women piss themselves laughing?
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Harsh
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Arse tampax. For after a big toileting.
Iâm struggling to get this. Is it some subtle reference to butt hinges ?
VB
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Macaroni pie is an actual italian thing, not just Scottish!
http://www.originalitaly.it/it/ricette/r-pasticcio-di-maccheroni-alla-ferrarese
No.9 for Argentina in the 78 world cup
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Just discovered that my vinyl copy of Younger Brother, Last days of Gravity is potentially worth the best part of ÂŁ250. The last one sold on discogs for ÂŁ246 earlier this year and there arenât any for sale anywhere at the moment. Iâm not going to sell it, but will handle with a little extra care from now on. The KLFâs white room sells for ÂŁ50 these days as well.
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Why would you NOT do that anyway 
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Itâs a fantastic album.
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Gonna play it nowâŚ
If I wasnât bedridden Iâd listen to it now also. 
Are you on holiday again then? Bedridden? Glued to your sunlounger by perspiration, sunblock and spilt beer no doubt.
Up and at it for golf in the morning and give the bucket a good workout.
Still better than golfâŚ
Just a little sympathy is all I ask
A modicum of compassion
True, the weather is a bit shit for golf. Stay home and polish your bucket/have a wank instead.
Genuinely the funniest thing posted on here this week. 
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Not even the smallest soupçon ?
Not even a soup spoonâŚ
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