You should sell them, as apparently they have sold tens of thousands of them.
In a â24â-esqe race against time, we now have to get through two 1kg tubs of Skyr yoghurt after my daughter broke the seal on the unopened one shortly after I opened the first.
Iâm playing Jack Bauer. Chris Nolan on standby to direct.
NHS direct prepped for advice on yoghurt-coma symptoms.
Itâs really nice with bits of Toblorone lightly sprinkled on the top
If you want any magic beans, I have millions of them.
âŚmore likely?
Iâm more than happy to sell people lumps of useless stuff that do nothing, but out of respect I thought Iâd wait for you to die naturally before parcelling you offâŚ
Fuck me, I wouldnât want him sitting on top of my CD player - it would be squashed
God, what a legend. America didnât deserve him.
Two years ago todayâŚ
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Sadly I am old enough (just) to have been around when there were 960 farthings to the pound
What is it?
It a record player/dab radio thingy, with a speaker in itâŚbleughâŚ
I saw a person looking at one of them newfangled turntable things in Curryâs tâother day. I wanted to shout at them.
You should have.
I shouted at my now ex friend the other day for buying a ÂŁ29.99 record player out of B & M Bargains the other day, I have disowned him
Was it a 1210?
I have had the same speakers for 5 years.
Does that have a Pro-ject deck on it? The arm looks familiar.
If it is, that has devalued the entire brand even more so for me.
Yeah, itâs a Pro-Ject TT stuck to the top.