The shit that doesn't merit its own thread (the resurrection)

You should sell them, as apparently they have sold tens of thousands of them.

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In a ‘24’-esqe race against time, we now have to get through two 1kg tubs of Skyr yoghurt after my daughter broke the seal on the unopened one shortly after I opened the first.

I’m playing Jack Bauer. Chris Nolan on standby to direct.

NHS direct prepped for advice on yoghurt-coma symptoms.

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It’s really nice with bits of Toblorone lightly sprinkled on the top :+1:

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If you want any magic beans, I have millions of them.

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…more likely?

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I’m more than happy to sell people lumps of useless stuff that do nothing, but out of respect I thought I’d wait for you to die naturally before parcelling you off… :+1:

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Fuck me, I wouldn’t want him sitting on top of my CD player - it would be squashed :flushed:

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God, what a legend. America didn’t deserve him.

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Two years ago today…

30 new photos by Adam Slim
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d not p

Sadly I am old enough (just) to have been around when there were 960 farthings to the pound

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What is it?

It a record player/dab radio thingy, with a speaker in it…bleugh…

I saw a person looking at one of them newfangled turntable things in Curry’s t’other day. I wanted to shout at them.

You should have.

I shouted at my now ex friend the other day for buying a ÂŁ29.99 record player out of B & M Bargains the other day, I have disowned him :slight_smile:

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Was it a 1210?

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I have had the same speakers for 5 years.

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Does that have a Pro-ject deck on it? The arm looks familiar.

If it is, that has devalued the entire brand even more so for me.

https://giant.gfycat.com/BiodegradableBaggyFlyingfish.gif

Yeah, it’s a Pro-Ject TT stuck to the top.