True dat, right up to the point where you leave it so long the MOT expires and the reminder letter becomes null and void. Told you I fucked it up big style. Resolving it all via DVLA was like a scene from Brazil! 
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Brilliant!
Canât find the fucking the dead thread so Iâll put it here.
Commiserations to his family on their loss but he was a cunt so I say good riddance
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Itâs so simple,even a woman can put it up
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I just had a bath. In these I tend to stay fairly motionless, mainly to avoid pain while my skin gets moist. Unfortunately, the specific location and orientation of my shaving mirror was such that I spent most of the time gazing at my own bollocks.
I couldnât even bring myself to summon the wife to adjust it, it just seemed so ridiculous.
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And you thought it a good idea to share that?
My mind picture is horrified
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Just how long do you usually spend shaving said bollocks?
On reflection no, particularly if pics are used in evidence.
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I think thatâs the point, errrâŚ
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3 posts were merged into an existing topic: The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet)
Ralph Little, and now Stephen Hawking gunning for Jeremy Cunt
Donât even get me started on ACOâsâŚ
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Anyone who opposes Jeremy Cunt has my undivided attention. A disastrous twat of the highest blinkered order, still Hawking should know which black hole to suck the twat into.
I swear to god if you cuntards donât put your shit jokes in the shit joke thread, itâll be Penance not Santa coming down your chimney on Christmas Eve, and nobody wants their kids to see that.
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Viz. Nail. Head.
EDIT: Good comment on FB: Max Clifford: putting the PR into Pedophile Ring.
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Whoâd be one of these guysâŚ
Walking the doggos we came within about 10 metres of a kestrel hovering by the side of the road. Just as we reached the nearest point, the bird stooped and caught the critter - a bank vole, which are hugely common around here - the death squeak exciting Max no-end.
Not so very remarkable an event - the supposed âagricultural wastelandâ around here benefits from low population density, zero tourism and endless overgrown ditches which are actually great habitat for some wildlife.
The doggos and I walked on for about half an hour along a quiet back road, when suddenly a weasel darted across the road no more than 5 metres in front of us - carrying something in its mouth.
Simultaneously another kestrel dived on the weasel!
I momentarily anticipated a battle - 'cos weasels are proper feisty little sods - but the bird fluttered-up almost as quickly as it had stooped, carrying the unfortunate mustelidâs lunch - the still wriggling vole - in its talons!
The weasel popped his head out of the grass to give the departing bird, plus Max, Maddie and I, the evil eye and then vanished into the long grassâŚ
Even if Iâd had a camera with me, my reactions are WAY too slow to have caught any of it, but pretty damn cool to witness all the same!
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Who needs Blue Planet II ?!